My New Keyboard Is Wearing a Condom
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3 mins
My Apple Magic Keyboard gave up on spaces, so I replaced it with an iClever BK10 Max — and now its silicone cover is weirding me out.
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A naked, brutally honest, frequently sarcastic blog about blindness, travel, adrenaline, music, guide dogs, and the pursuit of good coffee.
2026
Is It an Accessibility Feature If Nobody Knows It's There?
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4 mins
Air Canada put Braille row numbers on its planes — in the one place a blind passenger would never think to look.
Hey Jealousy — Two Versions of the Same Breakup Song
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3 mins
Comparing the 1989 Dusted album version of Hey Jealousy with the polished New Miserable Experience hit — same song, different energy.
Canada 2026: Outtakes
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6 mins
The bits that didn't make the finished cut — terrible coffee, a cancelled train, a waitress for whom customer service was clearly a legal imposition, and a friend photographing every square inch of Canada.
Canada 2026: Québec City
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5 mins
The last stop — Québec City, all cobbled streets and French atmosphere, a waterfall taller than Niagara's Horseshoe Falls, and copperwork I got to feel with my own hands.
Canada 2026: Montréal
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6 mins
Montréal — a confidently bilingual city, with a rooftop pool, a speedboat fighting the St. Lawrence, and bagels New York should be nervous about.
Canada 2026: Toronto
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6 mins
Niagara's roar, the calm of Lake Ontario, and the day I built a theme park trip around a park that was closed.
Canada 2026: Vancouver
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6 mins
First stop on the Canada trip — Vancouver, where the mountains meet the sea and the Pacific Northwest forgot to rain.